I don’t try to be hypocritical.

mimi-evans:

Yes! Yes, yes, yes, I agree times one million! Maybe after I get my turtles, I can just get a zoo. And I’ll have a hippota-thingy there. I will watch her open her mouth and try to throw food inside!

WE CAN OWN OUR OWN ZOO OH MY GOD. Yes! Please! Pleeaaase!

I don’t try to be hypocritical.

mimi-evans:

I… Yeah. There are good. Things. In the world.

Hypocrites kinda reminds me of hippopotamuses. Those are cute! And they’re good things!

I don’t try to be hypocritical.

mimi-evans:

I don’t even remember what a hypocrite is—I just know it’s bad.

We can make it into something good!

I don’t try to be hypocritical.

mimi-evans:

We can be hypocrites together!

Woo! We went from overrated to hypocrites! Let’s go for assholes next.

Just discovered an energy drink stash in my room.

herecomestheboooom:

I probably left it there.

Mine now!

Just discovered an energy drink stash in my room.

valerie-abrams:

When you’re not sleeping, eat. That’s my solution, at least.

Oh my god, exactly! I don’t mean to alarm you but I think I love you.

herecomestheboooom:

I do. 

Laaaaame.

valerie-abrams:

..sleep is for the weak?

Exactly!